16. Mud: Can I tell you about this for a minute? Mud feels so good because it’s so slimy and it’s obviously like apples because worms are in it so if you like to get messy and love apples then I recommend to play in the mud.
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15. Groping - Private parts are funny and squishy and usually come wrapped up in colorful underwear. You can make silly noises when you squeeze them, and nobody will get mad because its not your fault. Groping makes boners happen too!
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14. Nerf: I WILL MURDER YOU WITH MY NERF GUN. Then you will be fine and I WILL MURDER YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN WITH MY NERF GUN.
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13. Silly String: It shoots out of a can! It comes in neon colors! And if you close your eyes, it tastes like delicious boogers!
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12. Mascots/Mascot Showdowns - Mascots are really, really funny guys. They dance and support their team. Also, they shoot hot dogs and t-shirts from cannons. When two of these characters get together, oh boy watch out here they come.
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11. Cat Food: By itself with a spoon, or on special days, in a sandwich. Also, cans come in tons of colors.
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10. Frogs/frogging - First of all, frogs are really cute and friendly and well-behaved even though they like to jump that is because they are just really happy. They go in the water and on the land, which makes them slimy and hard to catch, but it’s totally worth it. Frogging is a great sport.
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9. Shopping Cart Race Cars: What’s better than a fast, colorful car that you can scream “Vroom Vroom!” while driving? A fast, colorful car that is also carrying all of your hot dogs and cat food.
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8. Cotton Candy - Okay where do I start? It’s sticky, blue or pink usually, and fluffly. That’s not even the best part! It’s delicious and a great dessert for a hot dog at a ball game (see #7).
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